The Critical Rave: The Taylor Swift Debacle (With a Bajillion Gifs)

HI GUYS

WHAT ARE WE GONNA TALK ABOUT TODAY YOU ASK? WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT TAYLOR SWIIIFFFTT

Let the gifs here load (there are many) and let me carry you through this journey :)))))))

Think of Taylor Swift. Right now. What comes to your mind?

Here's the list of possibilities

A) A blond who cries about her ex-boyfriends

B) A blond who cries about her ex-boyfriends

D) A blond who cries about her ex-boyfriends

C) A beautiful golden haired singing savant
with words that can pierce through
someone's soul

Now this is a fairly easy multiple choice question. 90% of you will go with the repetitive choice. And here's me proving you wrong.

Shoot yourself back to 2006

Don't recognize any of these?
By a show of hands tell me how many of you knew about Taylor Swift back then?
1, 2, 3.... huh. That's unsurprisingly not many. Back then, she wasn't all that popular here in Pakistan. But in the States she was quietly starting a fan following. (Just a tip. 5.5m copies of her self-titled album were sold of which 5.4m was from the US sooo). And you still didn't know her.

Move two years forward and what did we have? Y'all know what I'm talking about.

THIS:

Don't kid yourself by saying you haven't heard the song or seen the video. If you haven't we're not friends anymore. It was the video with the romeo and juliet ref and all the cheeziness and im sure everyone listening to it either in your room after school or idk during bathroom breaks or something. She shot to stardom by this song and became loved by, arguably, everyone. Her album, Fearless, sold 8m copies worldwide. And then fanned herself out with You Belong With Me which is her (arguably) best video to date.

which led to this:

But that didn't stop Swift now did it? She created Speak Now and Red which just got better and better. I mean when Red came out? EVERYBODY loved I Knew You Were Trouble

But let's venture on about the debacle now. I'm sure everyone has facebook and I'm sure everyone has seen this picture:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND it's not true. 5 names there are not. I mean, one name is even repeated...
Time to clear shizz up. Here's the actual list.

THIS. This here is the actual boyfriends-that-taylor-cries-about-list.

I must ask this. All of you probably go around saying "oh oh oh women should have equal rights. Women are human too. We respect women" right? Dan Bilzerian. Guys, you know this name. When he goes around with twice as many women it's all "hehe best banda hai. Yaar I wish I was him" and when Taylor has ONE guy a year "OH MY GAWD TAYLOR SWIFT IS SUCH A WHORE UGH LOOK AT HER WITH ALL THESE GUYS UGHHH". A whore? Really? REALLY? Because what Rihanna does is just fine na? WHEN MILEY CYRUS DOES THIS ITS JUST FINE:

Talk about being ajeeb.

But Taylor Swift is not. It's just a simple fact. Another fact? She has more Grammys than boyfriends so...

REASONS TO LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT

1. She's beautiful. It's undeniable. I mean. ugh.

2. She has this ADORABLE laugh. I mean LOOK AT IT

3. She loves her cat (now cats. OLIVIA BENSON WOOT)

4. HER DANCE MOVES THO

This is here on purpose. In reference to the above gif

5. Her hairflips

6. Her concerts in general

7. AWARDS MAYN

8. Her hearts

9. Even JT love her

10. How she doesn't like Justin Bieber

11. When she created Mean and dealt with her critics in the best way possible

12. How she and Ed Sheeran are best friends

13. Her love for her favorite number, 13

14. THIS

15. Her dramatic-ness

16. When Ellen scared her

17. The Grammy Thing (the time she didnt win. THAT REACTION)

18. Her reaction to actually winning

19. Her.... "Interests"

20. Her love for pizza that I share

21. Her adorkableness naaaa

22. When she wrote 'Ronan', the song about the child that died of cancer

Basically, Taylor is amazing. She sings songs. She doesn't have just meaningless beats which is so much these days. Her lyrics are perfect. Listen to 'All Too Well' and you'll realize how amazing she is. If you still don't like her? Well that's your opinion... but ya know you're