Overconfident

Hey people. A lot of days have passed and i havent blogged. Probably because im too lazy or didnt want to. I have a lot to talk about. A lot of feelings and thoughts to pass but sadly, unwanted people read my blog and/or could spread the word so I have to watch out for that now :/ Buried emotions arent the best things.

That being said I have much to talk about.

Starting with the play. I can't say much about that but I don't get why it's okay for people to ridicule others and not understand how badly that is felt. Shutting up and appreciating someone is good. No matter how many times cookeh tells me k you are a good person but u are not. Youre a weird asshole who doesnt know shit. Is a chamcha of the other. OH AND THE OTHER! where do i begin!? SELF ESTEEM SE BHARA OVERCONFIDENT BASTARD. Yes.

Moving on... Im sleepy now. i just cant write a lot right now :/ Practice tomorrow - on a saturday -_-

Bye

-Z

Dat Dream

So I had this weird dream I don't know how and why but it happened. It's confusing but I'm writing it down to remember it.

People in this:

Altair
China
Sheesh
Wol
Haz

So what happens is that Altair is in this building talking on the phone and I'm outside and he meets Haz who says "he's gonna beat me up" And Altair comes and tells that to me. I go and consult with Wol and China. They keep me calm and tell me that it's nothing. They tell me to go upstairs and get some sleep. I wear some weird comfy dinosaurs gloves and lie and I hear Haz and Sheesh asking around "Where is he?!" And they ask China and I hide in the closet in the meantime but they come upstairs on time and Sheesh catches me. He goes to the staircase and asks Haz to block who apparently throws a chair over it but i jump off it in time i do not know how. I run outside. And miraculously it's Askari 4. And I pray they don't find me. And I make it.

The end :D

(this refers to something close that was about to happen and I know. It's wimpy. I woke up with my back REALLY hot.)

-Z

In the Midst of it All

Well, I had to blog. I seem incomplete without it.

So much to talk about. So little time. And I forget shizz soon so it's a way to remember all of it when i'm like 50. Wooohoo. So let it begin.

This weekend and Amreeki uncle came who gives "life lessons" Ach. Sahi. Oh the moments. Magar the food was good. So I'm happeh.

The VP is a beach :D She didn't agree to give the certificates in the assembly. Whats yo problem woman!? Y U BE SUCH A BEACH AWL DA DAMN TAIME. You did this is NUMUN aswell. I wanna slap you silly by the way :D it would make me one step closer to having a complete life. Along with meeting Taytay and being happy forever. Which leads me to the fact on 22 May 2013 i have convinced my sister to go to a taytay concert and get a VIP pass I dont know how and get me an autograph and make a video of her saying a message to me. I will faint. I shizz you not. And do anything my sister will ask me to do.

Teachers are out of their mind. One shouldn't make shizz personal. Pliss. You could've said it to me privately. But noooo. You had to say it infront of everyone. Wait while I come and mutilate you :D


I created this 11 minute long series of all the videos we made in RYMUN. It was like a time capsule :'D And I deepened the voice of two people's videos which was epic :'D

Khamoshi ka Boycott type picture collage in the making :'D

AND KFC YESTERDAY WITH THE EPICXxXxX COUSINS :"D

OKTHANKSBYEPEOPLES

-Z

Muharram

As of yesterday, Muharram has started. And to show my respects to the great martyrs of 61 Hijri and their loss that we Muslims view today, I will not be blogging for the upcoming days. 

The Watch

Hello readers. How you are yo... No wait. Don't care ^_^
(I do care. I care a lot. I care so much that I watch you sleep o.o)

So! My throat aches. SO BAD. I hate my stupid cough and shizz. >.< I can't eat. I can't drink. I cough constantly. Strepsils are having to affect. I hate doctors. I'm too lazy to keep up anti-biotics. What do i do!?

And today. I had to go in this other van. And it was so packed that my foot got numb and when I got out, I literally couldn't feel my foot. I felt the ankle above. I felt a weight underneath my ankle. I couldn't tell if my foot was touching the ground or not. It sort of liquefied. I had to stand there infront of the girls gate for 2 minutes just to get the feeling back.

In class. Chemistry was Chemistry. Physics was Physics. Shouted a profanity accidentally in Math which made Beenie go all "O.o" and the test was meh.

Break main I couldn't eat much :'( Stupid soar throat.

Then came the games. I believe I played pretteh well in basketball today :'D But the real fun was when China Maal's watch broke and he gave it to Ash, who as a joke, pretended to drop it into the "naala". But it got stuck in the railing cell thingy above the nalas and fell. Ash and I laughed constantly for 5 minutes. Then, China Maal took a tissue and took it out. Not sure if he cleaned (he claims that he did) and he then licked it ._. And as I'm told he went back to get the last portion. So funneh and gross.

In Bio, it was a free period so first we roamed around, then went to the library and the librarian again went all "Beta ap yahan par kya karrahe hain. Teacher konsi hain? Jayen." and then we did come back with a teacher and left again :P I went to the Computer Lab and gave the certificates of RYMUN back to people with Sir Adnan giving me looks so I had to leave.

Again, Chemistry was Chemistry. There was a stupid test, which I finished first :'D

Got home. Tired. And fell asleep... For 8 hours. Just woke up. Nothing to do.

One last thing: A certain person needs to get over jealousy VERY badly. Whatever you say, it doesn't hurt. It just makes me laugh now :D

Kayz

-Z

Potato

This week has not been the best. Maybe it's the aura of RYMUN not leaving.

OH RYMUN!!! How much I miss you!!!

I can't stop talking about it. It's impossible for me to.

Today's highlights

I was sleepy as always. Stupid van. I hate it.

It's getting cold :/ I miss summers now >.<

And I'm having uncontrollable sneezing disorders. .__.
The certificate thing is postponed until Friday I guess. So people you has to waits.


The funniest thing we did? We took headphones and put them on and on the other end we attached a - wait for it - Potato! *baddum tssh* Sadly, ma'am sobia took it before the librarian came. #SadLife..

And I did some work for my cousins.

It has come to my notice that I'm not regular on my posts and I won't be because of sendups so bear with me people. More awesomeness to come. Also, my posts are shorter because I'm tired these days..

So yeah!

Byeeee

-Z

RYMUN 2012: Day 4

Just saw that I hadn't posted this so here it is:

I'm gonna go dig a hole and cry in it.

These were the best 4 days. Ever. Epicness. That's all it was..

Kicking off with me arriving early at Serena again and Altair coming in. We talked and I met my committee members (for which would probably be the last time). Created the resolution with Germany and France. Presented it. It passed. And surprise? The chair resigned. Our resolution addressed both topics. The only committee that had done that :D Woohoo!

After the session, CTC peeps discussed futures MUNs. ACMUN scenes ons. And how China and France were near being raped. I'm not even kidding. Their story made me laugh and wanna lock myself in a safe room.

Then we went outside, crazified and took pictures. Came inside and crazified and took pictures. And repeated the process. (In the due course, Cookeh's stalker came :'D ) We decided on the place to go : Savour.

People stuffed in Nooray's car. The car drove 3 meters AAAAAAAND tire punctured -_- So he had to go get it fixed while the rest waited in the bus stop. After waiting a while Sumo, Bobblehead, Pout and Khajoor decided to go back. And we made our way to Savor. Last lunch at RYMUN :'(

I ate the most :'D Ate half of Cookehz burger :3 HIGHMETABOLISMRATEFTW!!!!

Sadly I don't remember all the details but here comes to Closing Ceremony

Sumo won for representing Kashmala Tariq in her committee PNA and wanna hear the funny part? The chief guest arrived: Kashmala Tariq. And then M won and then Khajoor won so Argentina's name was "roshan'd" :3

At the dinner (itwasahightea -_-) I didn't eat much. Although took A LOT of pictures. Everything. As memories. And may these memories last. Thank you team. I couldn't have had better people. No matter how hard I tried. You guys were da baaaamb! ILY'ALL!!!!!! Keep meeting (we go to the same school most of us :P) And prepare for another MUN. :3 byeee

Dabaambz

-Z

RYMUN 2012: Day 3

Lewlz peoplez. Lewlz. I am turning pindi. This is the AS affect I tell you xD

Kicking off by getting just a tad late, I started my day at RYMUN ( I was too hungover/sleepy to even remember me waking up). The sessions started as usual. I received a formal apology by the Registration Chief which was in order for the misbehaving of that "ma'am'. Tappay parhne chahiye usko.

Then came the entertainment sessions. Weirdest chits?
1) "Marry me Australia"
2) "Go out to dinner with me Argentina"
3) "Pizza"
4) "Pull up your pants China"

And when asked about the chairs directly by every delegate. Tunisia, a 10 year old delegate said:
"I think that the chair is very beautiful." xD

After I left during the unmoderated caucus, I met up with ma team yo! Ate sammiches :3 Ate pizza :3 Drank pepseh :3

Bhenji pretended to hide my camera... Bhenji, Please xD

As Bobblehead and AFA left for the General Assembly, we decided and went to Cock & Bull in M's car *insert M and my jokes here*. When we got there we sat for 10 minutes only to realize that we really want to go to the gol market.
We carried on.

Best part? I sat in the diggi. Made a video B| So many creepy stares by people :'D

Now, after ordering my deleecious food, we had animal issues. The people that came in the table infront of us, had a snake ._. We ourselves had the problem of bees not leaving our pepsis alone. (I have a fear of bees/lizards. Im fine with reptiles). After eating ze zinger roll, we carried on to Serena.

Sat in the General Assembly infront of 7 different ambassadors for like 10 minutes and then got out. Roamed around, went to the stairs. Took pictures. Went outside. Took more pictures :3 talked to AFA about stuff. Bhenji about stuff. Cookeh about stuff. So yeah, stuff

After meeting friends and taking, well, pictures, the concert (RDB UK SAHARA) entry started. After getting halfway through we realized that what's going on in there isn't worth going so we stayed outside and crazified (and occasionally came inside). Too many awesome sayings to remember but theyre in my memory to keep.

Last day tomorrow. *Fingers crossed*.

-Z

RYMUN 2012: Day 2

Before I start off, I will now use code-names or nicknames for the people mentioned..

RYMUN. You is awesome.

Starting off with waking and falling literally out of bed and Noor continuously sending the PP to the wrong email id (my fault peoplez). Getting there with only Bobblehead and Altair there. Then as people came so did the sandwiches <3 Thank you Altair and Cookeh for that! :D

The sessions started and the introductions were in order. Our chair is the best debater I have ever seen. He has won 14 international MUNs. Represented Pakistan many times. Gotten medals from Russia, Azerbaijan, Turkey etc. Top debater in Asia and 10th in the world.

As the debate carried on, I saw that I had nothing to talk about as the topics were very unrelated to my country and frankly my research wasn't that good. And what was funny was that the other countries were having major problems aswell. Australia was going against her foreign policy at which the chair "gandified" her xD UK looks Chinese (not racist xD). USA doesn't know how to debate sadly. China lost his voice, literally. Germany could not actually stop with the talking but that wasn't a big issue. Iran had a funny accent that no one could understand what he was saying. India moved wayyy too much. So yeah. Issues. :P

The first lunch break was okay. We just sat together and talked and went back.

At 1, Tooli and I got outside, Cookeh didnt come. So we went back again *yayz*. And then Cookeh did come out and Tooli and I couldnt get out so.. Yeah.

The second session. The never-ending session. The chair was so mean. He kept ignoring me very badly. Not recognizing the delegate/not helping me/not listening to what I say in my speech. But meh :3 There was a Crisis Situation in which the Delegate of Pakistan and Afghanistan apparently died and shizz and somehow Argentina got dragged into it and I spoker stuff :3 That ended. Since most people got off topic. We mainly just discussed, had different chairs, and discuss. No formal debate. I zoned out almost all of the times.

Finally the second session ended and we had another break. PIZZA IN THE BREAK. I WAS SO HAPPY I STARTED HYPERVENTILATING. PIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZA.

Sessions restarted and we did a bit of formal debate. And then Entertainment sessions. I was the first person chosen. And since I told everyone about how the chair ignores me, I had to hug the chair xD And more and more stuff happened. The chinese looking delegate of UK danced to Gangnam Style. Australia and Germany had to answer 3 questions. Delegate of France had to... Frenchie the window (Cookeh was passing by and we tried to make her stay and get creeped out but she left :/ ). Chair and co chair were asked questions. And  there was an anonymous chit session. I sent 3 chits :3

Then we all gathered and did crazy shizz. Got the left ID cards. Flash photography that blinded everyone. Talked a looooooooooooooooooooooot. Mentioned how I will die alone and my friendzoneship issues.

A girl saw us and said "Are you guys from Bahria" and we said yes. And she went on to say "Oh. Aap log leken paindu se to nai ho".... *initiate sassy ohnoyoudidnt by Cookeh and I*

Then came the reason of despair. The house party. Apparently phones and cameras were not allowed so I submitted my camera along with the others and hid out phones in our socks. During the security check they happened to check our legs thoroughly and found the phones and confiscated them. But we still went inside. The music was overly loud. The place was mega crowded and stuffy. And it just felt awkward to even be there. So after being there for less than 5 minutes, we left.

When we got out they refused to give us our phones. And then we went to the terror. Some 30-something "teacher" who we asked for our phones exploded. Talked shit and shit and shit and what else? Shit. Eventually we got our phones except two people. That matter carried on and is still unresolved. The host team was nice enough to apologize except one douche who later apologized. I'm grateful for the host team for their guts to say that they're sorry.

Even though the day ended on a low note it was good. And I dont want to bi*ch about anyone or anything today. I have much to say but be glad its being kept inside.

So byeeeee

-Z

RYMUN 2012: Day 1

BEST.DAY.EVER

RYMUN is turning out to be not that bad.

Being the first person from my team there it got boring but STEEEEL :3 FJ came first and we talked and the other team came and then finally our overdressed team came :D And there were too many little kids which were creeping me out as I felt really old. We took pictures, said heys and his until we were comfortable. AS, Im not scared of you anymore :'D We gots a groups photos :3 AAAAAAND stoopid MB team came which got awkward at moments. But it got easier.

We found out rooms and sat in our tables. I talked a lot with MB in CTC who was more interesting in calling the Delegate USA "pretty" and "handsome". Blekh. And once we were convinced that we are bored and our chairs aren't coming, we left for a stroll. On the way H called MB that she looked like superman and she said , and I quote, "I heard you just called me Superman. It's not nice. I can say it aswell. You look like tatti" xD Epic!

Further roamed around and met HUN and SUMO all alone and SUMO. Chit chat. Raided B which was fun and then went back to the session.

Met the chairs. I told the chair and she trolled me and said "I dont know you" when I said "I know you" :'( Which was so humiliating. Rules and everything was told. I really need to start my position paper or I'm screwed so bad.

And since our chairs came late, people were already out and all the guys decided to conveniently go to a dhaba and ditch me and stuff. So it was me and 7 girls. Kewls. We waited at the bus stop and saw BAS driving and leaving us. Thanks for that. And we waited until M called her car :'D Best turn of events yet.

We then drove to SALT N PEPPERRR! 9 People in a XLI. Convenient :'D 4 on 3 in the back i guess... xD Made megafloxyawesome videos :3 And ate the best foods cuz we were so hungrayyyy!!!!! :3 Wore wigs, took pictures, SOMEONE SPENT AN HOUR IN THE BATHROOM PUTTING ON MAKEUP (points at that someone). The fool was the <3 can't stop saying that. Made videos in the elevator because we're just that pindi. Made AA walk around in public with a purple wig and a guy dropping his pen seeing her

But the real fun was the taxi ride home. Mehran. 9 people. Wow. After constantly squishing people in the back and SZ being left out every single time, we decided to put BY in the front with me who's opening line couldnt have been better: "Zohair, tum mere bhai ho sahi hai na?" xD xD *break the laughter*

Made more videos on the way back.

Walked quarter of a km to the gate of Serena and avoiding the sticks that added obstacle to our path and still managed to come before the other people. Win.

The stupid boring Inauguration Ceremony started. After seeing 3 groups of kid dance, we left. Just left. Nothing more to do. Drank 100 rupay wala pani :D And after that Im flat broke. No moneh. At all. Shit.

And then all of us were escorted outside. Girls left to get ready while I got the ID cards and distributed them. More photosessions. And then SUMO declared her being mad to me and I really apologize from zee bottom of my heart :3 :D More talking and socialization. And then we started Global Village.

We pasted everything. We decorated everything. Our stall was a bit empty but meh. Saudi Arabia shined. We had a Che Guevara, a Messi and a Gaucho and some Argentinian girls with a traditional tango dancer. Dresses were good. C ki spraypainted wig  :'D  Mera stupid facepaint which I had to redo. Messi ka messipan hi kafi tha xD Larkiyon k tantrums but we got through it. Fat guy kept eating out pie :/ Cupcakes got finished. Magar SAMAA TV wale aye. They told us to do random talking and SZ went all "VO DEKHO CHIRYA! YE DEKHO FLAG!!!" xD And AA and I kept staring at each other and talking about how we are pointing and shizz. Interview bhi hua. Arooj talked very well but during my turn MBs ******** stupid team kept shouting and ruining my interview. I hate Australians now for some unknown reason xD

And then came the rampwalk. Our theme was simple. Me and AA come and dance. AS comes and holds SZ. Che and AM come and do shit. M and F and then Messi ball wali cheez kare ga and BY just poses i guess :P I think we did that. Except AA and my dance sucked :3

And then the OTHER rampwalk. Stud taiigghtt chickunrh pieece! My only words.

Weird gasseeeep on the way to arooj's house xD

Oh and I lost my ID Card

PS, I love you. (argentina)

-Z

Obama.

No long post for today. Too busy finishing my position paper
Hope all goes well tomorrow. Ameen

Ate cornetto <3

Congrats Obama :D
Suck it Romney
Kay.
Bye

One of the Lazy Days

Slow day.

Starting off with some japanese poetry mumbo with C. "X is fat. And he is bored. N is studying math. So let him watch purple" Oh we're so classy :'D (this continued for a whole period) And N kept studying math in all the poems. Purple.

What I ate for lunch today? 3 samosas (i know S, you had an ant in yours) . 2 pizzas... And 3 pepsies. :'D and ate aalu anday when i got home <3 Now I want Rahat wale patties/chicken wale empinadas-type samosay :3

I had the worst headache today -_- wanted to stab someone!!! But it was Beeny's period so I was more worried about her stabbing me :/

Weird fights with J but meh. You're still cool...

AA. Aap ko mene kya kaha tha B| You'll come back to the old spot and you deed :3 And you have bad picture picking skills :P

Bobblehead: I forgot your codename magar tumhari bubbles wali picture made my day xD

Oh oh and I'm so up for LGS next year. *starts planning* Thanks Jamalay and M :D

"I" made the funniest face and is now laughing at me while she goes to banks smelling moneh. Iamsojealousbecauseihavetositaroundinaroomallday

What I did in physics...

Well as you can see pretty boring day. RYMUN frustrations are just so... bad -_- xD

Kay. Gots to leave and do shizz (i wont, i'll just laze around)

Bye

-Z

~Follow up on The Jealousy Paradigm~

FOOD IS HEERRREE

I ate this in 3 minutes and 23 seconds. World record me!

The Jealousy Paradigm

Interesting things happened today. Debates, Discussions, Illuminati and peoplegivingmeweirdstaresandpushingme

Oh and the weather ---------------------------->

Starting off on a high note, the debate went well! AA did better than I expected (no hate) more than AA was given credit for. NUA was there for some apparent reason but I'm strongly against J for making fun of him for not speaking as actively. You don't have the guts to even stand there without the only words coming through your mouth were "potato" and your hand signal. ON. Now that was interesting. The real battle. Although two people master in the douchebagism part, I believe they debated well. The debate between ON and MAQ/Sumo was one worth watching. Oh and ON was hogging the microphone :D

J I will kill you and provoke C to do the Omore mission if you say something that hideous about a girl. If it was a guy then that's a joke. But since it's a girl, it's just plain disrespectful

Which leads me to the topic of Respect for Women. Not something really that common in Pakistan, eh? They're seen in the most hideous of ways (i am straight but i'm against the overexposed thoughts). Oh perverted people. As Raj Kuthrapali said it "they're undressing me with their eyes" (referring to his female character in that video game). You got that damn right.

Now THIS just got awkward. Moving on...

A few guys bumped into me and which was clear as hell that it wasn't an accident. Later on as mentioned by J "they're just jealous. Because you talk to the girls." Interesting. Interesting how some people could mark someone as their territory and the others are forbidden to speak to that person. (no form of direct attack. Justsayin')

Oh and during physics we were talking about room corners and it turns out that Triangular rooms are forbidden in Islam (which ofcourse led to me and the computer genius making triangles infront of our eyes to impersonate Illuminati) I'm against Illuminati just to be clear...

*wipes drool off chin*

Oh oh oh oh!!! I'm having cravings for the domino wali breadsticks...

¡hasta luego!

*calls dominos*

-Z

Rebel

We all know that during our teen years we are the rebels at the worst (Unless you're osaid ofcourse). We say no to what we should say yes to and vice versa. We do bad things and don't accept the punishment. We scream, we shout infront of our elders forgetting our moral values. Some of us even resort to self-harm, forgetting the fact that it's haraam. We bark profanities neglecting the penalty. We taunt others. But to what avail? Just to seem "cool"? Just the thought of wanting to be right? To be "understood"? We let the grudge stay and never forget nor forgive. Why not stop?

I, today, got into a huge fight with my mom. Why? I spend too much time on my laptop. I kept telling myself that everything I did on my laptop was more important than spending time and talking to my mother. That other people mattered more. How wrong I was. After I cooled, my mother told me about her sacrifices. Not as a way to pity but as a way to remind me what is important.

She told me how I was premature and was so small and how people said that I wont live due to my poor health. But I did live. And who is to thank? My mother for nurturing me all those years. They said I was smaller than a pizza. Now i eats the wholes pizza >:D :3 And how she would stay up nights and how she quit her job just to take care of us. Which made me realize that she had given up so much. And I owe my everything to her and how grateful I should be. And then there are those who don't have mothers to look after them and we dont acknowledge them we are quarreling with our mothers. So now its safe to say, I love you mom.

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. 

So I hope my point was made and people now start following this guideline: Respect your parents as theyre the reason you're here. Today. 

Now off with that topic, my day was soooo boring. My head hurts. Not sure if Im a good singer or not *makes plan to upload a singing demo*. I suck at singing as Im told my some and the opposite by others. Oh liars :'D AA wants people dead which is so funny to hear. *prays that it comes true* And take my guideline you know-it-all. Follow my rules and you shall suceedeth young one. I itni slow hogai hai... And currently I'm searching for a bazooka on craigslist to shoot at B. Y U NO PICK UP WHEN I CALL YOU CUZ IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH!

RYMUN is getting so stressful. PEOPLE MAKE UP YO MAAINDS *goes ghetto*. Oh oh! and that AA line "Now do a snap in a Z formation" Best laugh of the day :'D And M doesn't come online often and thinks shes important for everything. Pfft (its true leken that you are important for literally every decision even though Im head delegate.) And B is alright now. No chance of me dying. Hallelujah. I want my face to painted blue and white with a yellow sun >.< No matta what!

 Oh and Im loving Ed Sheeran's music :O *_* Lego House <3

Gots to gos

For pizza and beyond! (my new catchphrase ive been working on)

-Z

Oh Dear God Why

An avid reader of my blog (yes i actually said that), J (refer to post if u must) doesn't know what Sadi Galli is either. *loads shotgun*

That's it for today

-Z

Dumbness and Ignorance

As the title suggests, people can be dumb and/or ignorant (whoa, surprise right?)

So lets start with AA. HOW CAN ONE NOT KNOW WHO RDB SAHARA IS *_* furthermore, HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT ONE HAS NOT HEARD OF SADI GALLI! It just gives me high blood pressure and weird nightmares (mostly just me being rejected by Emma Watson over and over again) Plus she said that Love Main Ghum was good *shoots her*

Then theres exhibit W! Now, this one brought me to tears. This one should be mutilated for even saying it. W said and I quote "khane pe pese kon kharch karta hai?" *insert 15 million gasps here* HOW CAN YOU EVEN SAY THAT. IVE NEVER BEEN SO OFFENDED IN MY LIFE, I TELL YOU!!!!! She further on said "bas taste 5 second k liye rehta hai. ander jata hai. aur nikal ata hai".. PFFFCCCHHHTT. Disgusting. Im not saying that it isnt true, but its that food is a beautiful thing on which we live. #LongLiveFood. #WhoCaresAboutOtherFoodsLongLivePizza.

On a high note, I made another perfume ad today :D the acting as said by people wasnt that good but the angles of the camera were good. *bows down*

And is it bad that I bake? I likes to bake. M likes to bake. D likes to bake. We be bake buddies which is fun.

Argentinaaaaa <3 I strangely love you now! Probably because I'll be talking about you non-stop for about 4 days and dressing in its clothes

me gusta los trenes :3

After writing the caption in this picture i found that "me gusta" means "i like"... Wisdom. Wisdom everywhere :O

More espanol:
si estás leyendo esto eres tan tonto. Me gusta engañar a la gente. Soy muy malo en eso. Usted debe estar pensando que estoy molesto. Usted tiene razón. Aquí está la lavadora!
^google translate it :D

Byeee

-Z

The Hidden

For those who have read the previous posts you would have seen that I mention people with specific letters. What's that? You haven't read 'em? THEN FRIGGING DO -_- Kay? :D

So heres a few and most of you will think im overly attached and crazy after you read this

A: Ignore me. A lot. Theek hai A. Hojao esi. *plans 100 ways to mutilate you* And those "taaait piece"s are badly missed.

AA: You can never change :D Beshak what you say now. Aur apka soup :'D No bonfire B| And no one can beat my video bday gift

B: "so yeah".. B: *elevator music* "Tud tud tud tud tuntun tud tun tun... what? I like to fill silences" :D

C: I stepped on your fractured toe and you didnt kill me :'D Need I say more?

D: We become 2 year olds in the Chemistry Class fighting come first in making a bond that the teacher asks us :'D

E: -_-

F: YOU ARE FRIGGING GORGEOUS :O

G: You're the X to my Y :'D

H: Text more byatch. Nothing more to say

I: Aap bolna zyada kab seekhen ge? Sharmana kab khatam karen ge? Its so funneh and innocent. Aur han, damowlence lia to baat bani B|

J: Good yaaar! Kese karlete ho? Ajeeb sastay les peoples ho. *does the hand sign* its funny how youre happy at one point and then go all creepy for _ and we're all left confused :D

K: The most creative person I know who can do wonders with a computer. Oh. And you're lacist -_- *does the asian eyes*

L: I've never been more awkward infront of anyone. Its too funny. And you're like the go-to person for info on movies that even I dont know about (Almost always Indian). Oh and you has soft hands :3

M: EEEEEEEEEEEEEPP. You draw the best eyes EVER! You make me remember such ads like Care Honey Lotion and that Hollywood star wala. Cracks me up everytime :'D And we watch the same tv shows thats cool.

MADAM: The name says it all. Yaar i have nothing against you and I cant get mad at you. My Payphone wali video about best thi i know. Aur aur! Ham bhi zinda hain. Lift karaya karo.

MAH: Dont get creeped out. Aapka sirf pehle ban gaya tha. Aur bhi ane wale hain :D

MAQ: Take a fall for me once rather than succumbing to the dark pit created by the teachers xD im just keeding. Thanks for all the lame favors i ask. And i think i'll never forget the General bubble guy :D

N: "N! Camoflage pants ya jeans?" N: "I think no pants is fine" xD

O: I dont want to talk to you. Leave me alone. Leave. Now.

P: I hope you become a model. So I can photograph you ofcourse :3 and become rich and famous and rich :D And  leave the people that hurt you

Q: Thanks for being the best cousin :'D

R: You is a beach. A Sandy Beach. You is ignorian now. You is died to me :'D

S: Meri AMMMAAAAA :"D And oh oh. Smile for once. You seem derpfaced all the time ._.

Timmy: You is so fluffeh and cool. I wish I could be you. You hate me? I hate you. Kay? Kay.

U: I really hope you're okay. And would talk more -_-

W: Im sorry for the mishap that JUST happened. And you always remain the bubbly bobblehead you are. Aur aur! Thaaaaankyou kisi din zaroor kehna :'D

XOXO: You made me write this as ur name so i am -_- xD Banda wave kar deta hai :( And I am starting to doubt if u are awesome in person as u are on facebook ._. pfffccchhhtt. Misleading facebook. Oh and dont ever forget our fail blogging idea xD Continued for 10 minutes :'D

Z: Aap best ho. *oh stop it you wala face*


-Z

Of Perverted Librarians and other Stafff

Who are the most bipolar and untrustworthy people in the world? :D No, not your parents when you do something wrong. Theyre the one. The only. Bahrian staff *slow applause by only one person in the whole audience*

Where do I begin? 

No wait, I have a list prepared

1) ZOHHAAAAAAAAAAIR: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE MY NAME SOUND SO UNNATURAL WOMAN! You may teach well but you dont have to point out our defects EVERY SINGLE TIME! You can't ban us from going to the annual function. Some of us actually LIKE dramatics even if the plays are always 19th century-like. And y u no let me roam around the class freely and for once NOT call me a bunker for walking a distance of 5 feet. Genius scholar bachay. That never gets old *sarcasm*. 

Go home Carbon. You're drunk. Making bonds and stuff.

2) BEAUTIFUL! Who has a bad sense of humor, screams a lot and has a nose bigger than pinochio? YES! Its beeny ^_^ *goes one direction* The way that you stick your middle finger out while teaching is so weird :'D And stahp with the calling me dumb kay? A aur mere same grades aye hain. Stop making her a genius and me a lowlife. And due to your constant nagging I had the worst nightmare: You were stabbing me with your nose. Yes its true and I am scarred for life

3) 21st Century Teacher: Y U NO WEAR A DUPATTA RATHER THAN BLAMING US FOR THE REASON YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD TO WEAR IT. But still you're cool and teach well and give me good grades.

4) BUCCCAL CAVITY: I left bio because you made life hell :D 'Nuff said. Oh and you better give Bs drawing back. Hitler and a tree best hota hai.

5) Ghajini: I had no other way to describe you. Stop taking me to the VP for talking to the A Levels students. Its not a crime you know. And stop asking students why are they in the staff room. Obviously there isnt a jumma bazaar there or unicorns on sale. I dont get you. Favoritism is your forte i guess. And you dont own the school -_-

6) PENGUIIIIIN: No hate on you Ma'am. Aap best hain :D

7) Adha-nan: 3 main things dude: Lower those pants. Your nipples must be suffocating. Get belts which arent shiny or have giant $ signs. On second thought, keep them. They amuse everyone. And lastly, stop shodifying about your dad with the flight stories. And for once, ACTUALLY HELP ME WITH MY PROJECT rather than procrastinating.

8) Samina:  The best thing about you? Your invigilation. You cant see above the rostrum :'D

9) Discursion: You said I'll get a B. You gave me a 0 once. Once a -2. But baji please. I got my A and now im happy as ever :D And learn the words population and discussion :P

10) The 3 Librarians: I came to Bahria in 7th grade and saw 3 librarians. 

Librarian 1) She used to carry a wooden scale and hit anyone who spoke. Shocker for those who dont know, shes now a teacher in the Primary Wing (I pray for those children.)

Librarian 2) You were clever. You put the computer desk at such an angle that no one could see what was going on in the computer. No one. *raises eyebrow* 

Librarian 3) YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!! *censored* STAHP STAHP STAHP!!!! Stahp with the "nai ap baat mat karen". Stahp with the "nai ap teacher k sath ayen". Stahp with the "nai teacher ka koi lena dena nai hai, main yahan ka incharge hun". Stahp with the "main apko vp k pas le jaon?" and most of all stahp with the glares you give me when i attempt to talk to a friend. B especially. You go into ninja mode then

So, thats enough screaming for a day and hating on teachers.

-Z

Reassurance (continued)

So I would like to continue it and say the pizza is here. My life is complete! Until it finishes. Then I'll fall into the sad pit of hopelessness. I will want more! Its ironic how I'm listening to Begin Again. MORE PIZZA :'( Ate 7 slices *pats belly*... Im happy I have a high metabolism rate. I dont get fat. But fat people are usually cool. Im also researching fatcism. Thank you M and Timmy for creating that word. It fits perfectly at moments.

:3 

Oh and that spider was a scumbag. It escaped with its spidey web powers. I through my chappal at random points and broke a lamp. And my mom was sooooooooooo happy about that. Khair, Im off now.. before my mom breaks me with that chappal.

-Z

Reassurance

My last post was very direct. Now Im in a good mood. So as one person has said it in the best two words... Im gonna "mindlessly ramble"... But about something. Excuse the awkward sentiness if there is any.

After being continuously told by many I am done. I have come to terms with it! Thank you B and Timmy :D

So now that I have the reassurance I need. I'm gonna go on and on about what i want :D

Right now, I'd love to have some pizza. Even after eating aalu anday which i strangely love <3 but pizza has its own place. There's no end to pizza

Couldn't have said it better myself. Unless the world runs out of cheese ._. then i can die :D

I just realized that I havent seen TV in a whole month.Maybe its the fact that all of the shows that come on Star World suck except a few TV shows which are a season behind. Lord bless the internet <3

Still in my uniform today because Im just wayyy too lazy to do anything. (Must muster strength to go to phone and order delicioso pizza).

I have the sense of feeling that humanity is being restored. I saw someone actually help an old guy cross the road. Saw a woman help a cat stuck in a wire fence. Poor thing. And more closely, a friend who let his illness behind him to help me get to my destination. Moreover, today I had an epiphany to help the poor. I've spent a lot of time being so into myself that I have forgot all the needy people around me. As I eat my pizza I turn my cheek to the children starving. Another matter which deeply saddens me is the fact how badly women are treated in our country. I dared open the newspaper today and was left in shock at what goes around. (New goal: create a charity organization when I actually do something with my life and until then, help people...  Baby steps) Credits to Ma'am Yasmin for actually making an influence on me. Even though I suck at physics

I need a haircut badly. Stahp mocking me people. i'll do it -_-

RYMUN COMING UP SO EXCITED :O I want to do something awesome for Global Village and hope that my team obliges and like a few times before... Doesnt end up scattered/late/gross and stuff.

Lastly, there's a spider in my room *takes out chappal*

-Z

Fake Friends

Fake Friends

Oh how much I loathe you so

Recently Ive come to terms to the fact that im not alone in this subject. Some people i guess dont notice is as often as i do. Its really frustrating. And just to kick it off and making my stance clear... Fake Friends:

Im fed up. People walk past me with these evil greedy smiles and im sick and tired. Firstly, you say i gossip. To the "other side" Pfft baji please! that other side has been more considerate and helpful than you have. Brotherhood aside, they have the shoulder which you can cry on.

You fake friend. Yes You.

A and B are on that other side and are the 2 BEST people i know. Joining with C and D who are just emo and hyper yet awesome. A is spongebob madness. B is like a boss epicness. C is an emo genius artist. And D? Well. D is hyper. VERY hyper. So I mix well with them. A once was prepared to bring a baseball bat to fight, regardless that she's a girl. B is just awesome. I cant go any further. And makes me believe in myself. 

And then there is you, my dear fake friends who I try to please but now know that there is no pleasing. Why do I even try please and fail? Is my lesson not learned by now? I guess it is.

Yes, I hate you and Im blabbering about it. Just putting it out there for the world to see (well the 3 people who will actually read this). 

Want some examples? Sure. E over here uses me to talk to girls and then in turn spends the whole day ignoring me for some unapparent reason. Maybe its the fact that we have nearly NOTHING in common. Yet, we talk. I resist the urge to slap you at moments. Ive made mistakes and you are one of them (no, not the typical pakistani joke -_- )

I'm off now. My day you ask? (i know you dont give a s*it but meh, what the hell) Stupid day. Did nothing in school. Stupid computer sir with his pants up til his nipples. Chemistry teacher scolding me for non apparent reasons like she does EVERY SINGLE TIME. A girl telling me "its awn!". Oh naive girl, MUNs? I can kick your ass at 'em (not really. Just sayin'. Wanted to sound tough). Home is home. Food. Sleep. INTERNET <3 oh how i feel so forever alone right now :'D

Well I take my leave now

-Z

Forgiveness and Love

Breaking off from someone isn't easy. Missing them is worse. I wait everyday for a sign that they even remember me. If they even have space in their heart for me. Never had I been so alone - so vulnerable. Patience. That's what gets me through the day.  I am extremely sorry for I did or thought what offended you. I hope we can get back to the way we were. That is what I miss the most. The goodbye never came. I never got to say goodbye to the brown eyes. Not a single word was said. I miss you. I miss your smile. And I still shed a tear every once in a while. Remember, I want us to end up safe and sound. The way I imagined it always. I want it to come true. Forgiveness is what I want.  Nothing more. Nothing.