Before I start off, I will now use code-names or nicknames for the people mentioned..
RYMUN. You is awesome.
Starting off with waking and falling literally out of bed and Noor continuously sending the PP to the wrong email id (my fault peoplez). Getting there with only Bobblehead and Altair there. Then as people came so did the sandwiches <3 Thank you Altair and Cookeh for that! :D
The sessions started and the introductions were in order. Our chair is the best debater I have ever seen. He has won 14 international MUNs. Represented Pakistan many times. Gotten medals from Russia, Azerbaijan, Turkey etc. Top debater in Asia and 10th in the world.
As the debate carried on, I saw that I had nothing to talk about as the topics were very unrelated to my country and frankly my research wasn't that good. And what was funny was that the other countries were having major problems aswell. Australia was going against her foreign policy at which the chair "gandified" her xD UK looks Chinese (not racist xD). USA doesn't know how to debate sadly. China lost his voice, literally. Germany could not actually stop with the talking but that wasn't a big issue. Iran had a funny accent that no one could understand what he was saying. India moved wayyy too much. So yeah. Issues. :P
The first lunch break was okay. We just sat together and talked and went back.
At 1, Tooli and I got outside, Cookeh didnt come. So we went back again *yayz*. And then Cookeh did come out and Tooli and I couldnt get out so.. Yeah.
The second session. The never-ending session. The chair was so mean. He kept ignoring me very badly. Not recognizing the delegate/not helping me/not listening to what I say in my speech. But meh :3 There was a Crisis Situation in which the Delegate of Pakistan and Afghanistan apparently died and shizz and somehow Argentina got dragged into it and I spoker stuff :3 That ended. Since most people got off topic. We mainly just discussed, had different chairs, and discuss. No formal debate. I zoned out almost all of the times.
Finally the second session ended and we had another break. PIZZA IN THE BREAK. I WAS SO HAPPY I STARTED HYPERVENTILATING. PIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZA.
Sessions restarted and we did a bit of formal debate. And then Entertainment sessions. I was the first person chosen. And since I told everyone about how the chair ignores me, I had to hug the chair xD And more and more stuff happened. The chinese looking delegate of UK danced to Gangnam Style. Australia and Germany had to answer 3 questions. Delegate of France had to... Frenchie the window (Cookeh was passing by and we tried to make her stay and get creeped out but she left :/ ). Chair and co chair were asked questions. And there was an anonymous chit session. I sent 3 chits :3
Then we all gathered and did crazy shizz. Got the left ID cards. Flash photography that blinded everyone. Talked a looooooooooooooooooooooot. Mentioned how I will die alone and my friendzoneship issues.
A girl saw us and said "Are you guys from Bahria" and we said yes. And she went on to say "Oh. Aap log leken paindu se to nai ho".... *initiate sassy ohnoyoudidnt by Cookeh and I*
Then came the reason of despair. The house party. Apparently phones and cameras were not allowed so I submitted my camera along with the others and hid out phones in our socks. During the security check they happened to check our legs thoroughly and found the phones and confiscated them. But we still went inside. The music was overly loud. The place was mega crowded and stuffy. And it just felt awkward to even be there. So after being there for less than 5 minutes, we left.
When we got out they refused to give us our phones. And then we went to the terror. Some 30-something "teacher" who we asked for our phones exploded. Talked shit and shit and shit and what else? Shit. Eventually we got our phones except two people. That matter carried on and is still unresolved. The host team was nice enough to apologize except one douche who later apologized. I'm grateful for the host team for their guts to say that they're sorry.
Even though the day ended on a low note it was good. And I dont want to bi*ch about anyone or anything today. I have much to say but be glad its being kept inside.
So byeeeee
-Z
RYMUN. You is awesome.
Starting off with waking and falling literally out of bed and Noor continuously sending the PP to the wrong email id (my fault peoplez). Getting there with only Bobblehead and Altair there. Then as people came so did the sandwiches <3 Thank you Altair and Cookeh for that! :D
The sessions started and the introductions were in order. Our chair is the best debater I have ever seen. He has won 14 international MUNs. Represented Pakistan many times. Gotten medals from Russia, Azerbaijan, Turkey etc. Top debater in Asia and 10th in the world.
As the debate carried on, I saw that I had nothing to talk about as the topics were very unrelated to my country and frankly my research wasn't that good. And what was funny was that the other countries were having major problems aswell. Australia was going against her foreign policy at which the chair "gandified" her xD UK looks Chinese (not racist xD). USA doesn't know how to debate sadly. China lost his voice, literally. Germany could not actually stop with the talking but that wasn't a big issue. Iran had a funny accent that no one could understand what he was saying. India moved wayyy too much. So yeah. Issues. :P
The first lunch break was okay. We just sat together and talked and went back.
At 1, Tooli and I got outside, Cookeh didnt come. So we went back again *yayz*. And then Cookeh did come out and Tooli and I couldnt get out so.. Yeah.
The second session. The never-ending session. The chair was so mean. He kept ignoring me very badly. Not recognizing the delegate/not helping me/not listening to what I say in my speech. But meh :3 There was a Crisis Situation in which the Delegate of Pakistan and Afghanistan apparently died and shizz and somehow Argentina got dragged into it and I spoker stuff :3 That ended. Since most people got off topic. We mainly just discussed, had different chairs, and discuss. No formal debate. I zoned out almost all of the times.
Finally the second session ended and we had another break. PIZZA IN THE BREAK. I WAS SO HAPPY I STARTED HYPERVENTILATING. PIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZA.
Sessions restarted and we did a bit of formal debate. And then Entertainment sessions. I was the first person chosen. And since I told everyone about how the chair ignores me, I had to hug the chair xD And more and more stuff happened. The chinese looking delegate of UK danced to Gangnam Style. Australia and Germany had to answer 3 questions. Delegate of France had to... Frenchie the window (Cookeh was passing by and we tried to make her stay and get creeped out but she left :/ ). Chair and co chair were asked questions. And there was an anonymous chit session. I sent 3 chits :3
Then we all gathered and did crazy shizz. Got the left ID cards. Flash photography that blinded everyone. Talked a looooooooooooooooooooooot. Mentioned how I will die alone and my friendzoneship issues.
A girl saw us and said "Are you guys from Bahria" and we said yes. And she went on to say "Oh. Aap log leken paindu se to nai ho".... *initiate sassy ohnoyoudidnt by Cookeh and I*
Then came the reason of despair. The house party. Apparently phones and cameras were not allowed so I submitted my camera along with the others and hid out phones in our socks. During the security check they happened to check our legs thoroughly and found the phones and confiscated them. But we still went inside. The music was overly loud. The place was mega crowded and stuffy. And it just felt awkward to even be there. So after being there for less than 5 minutes, we left.
When we got out they refused to give us our phones. And then we went to the terror. Some 30-something "teacher" who we asked for our phones exploded. Talked shit and shit and shit and what else? Shit. Eventually we got our phones except two people. That matter carried on and is still unresolved. The host team was nice enough to apologize except one douche who later apologized. I'm grateful for the host team for their guts to say that they're sorry.
Even though the day ended on a low note it was good. And I dont want to bi*ch about anyone or anything today. I have much to say but be glad its being kept inside.
So byeeeee
-Z
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